Now THAT’S Secure

November 6, 2009 at 2:51 am (Uncategorized) (, , , )

killerbirds

I love that the large hadron collider can be shut down by a freaking crumb…

Apparently, a bird dropped some of a baguette into a “hole” where it caused the huge machine, capable of killing us all, to overfreakingheat. HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE??? Holes?? This place is obviously super impregnable. And then we advertise it to the world. Aren’t some of the greatest minds on Earth behind this place? I see a Dan Brown book coming out of this, or he is behind it.

Article here – http://www.popsci.com/science/article/2009-11/bread-loving-bird-shuts-down-lhc

TAH

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2 Comments

  1. Fred said,

    Ok so how did they know it was actually a baguette?
    Did they check the compostion of this supposed “baguette”?
    Maybe it was actually a piece of pita break which begs one to wonder if this was an act of terrorism?
    How did the bird know to drop the break in this one certain hole?
    Did the bird use “Tbe Force” to accomplish this seemingly impossible task?
    I just dont buy it. I must do some investigating….

  2. Fred said,

    Why are my d’s coming out as k’s? I think they are on to me!

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